Monday, June 29, 2009
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6..5
but installed undes ira ble programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
10:27 PM
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Alright, previously went to SJ day BBQ!
Had lots of fun there.
And oh, FINALLY i saw Yaojun!
she loook soooo cute!!!
When i saw her , i think she look like MUSHROOM!
hahahhas
Then on sat, went phture!
that day was also our last nigh out with the girls!
had lots of fun althougth only the 5 of us!
Strawberry dam suck la, dance and crazy around with her plastic bag
every people walk pass her was shocked,
will quickly move far away from her. hahas
and oh, xw was so brave want she push the guy aways.
ahahhahs, dam funny.
love love.
8:05 PM
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Happy birhday SHIJING!!!
Finally all my hardwork for the past few day had paid off.
Even though is abit simple, but i hope she love it.
I used quite alot of time to make this board!
LAter shall pass to her , for her bbq.
And oh, some of my classmates been send for LOA because of h1n1!
and i'm one of them! had to stay at home for 7days!
well, i shall take this time to rest.
Love love
10:48 PM
i'm just so angry and super super sad now!!
i am the bad guy and are the angel.
oh, go ahead and compare me to others,
i'm
TOTALLY speechless!!!
i never give u room to love yourself!
i never give u room for yourself!
i AM the one that keep asking for your love.
EVERYTHING IS ME , ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!Thank you for letting me be miss bad girl.
congratulation, you can be your
mr nice guy!
3:57 AM
Recently have been seeing my girls lately!
Almost everyday we will meet up and talk .
Because of that i'm so sorry to becca and azila.
cause i have to meet up with my girls to do the board!
shall join u guys for movie next time arights!
oh and i SUPER miss that dumb dumb boyfriend of mine!!!
12:51 AM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Last min had a small chilling out with some of my girls!
So we chill out at compass starbuck!
and the incredible things is that
we slack from 3pm all the way to 11pm!
how clever is it! hahhas
oh oh. we manage to come out an activities plan for the next 1mth of every Saturday.
27/6 : phuture
4/7 : sentosa [ camping ]
11/7 : z00
18/7 : wild wild wet
well well, i love them alot.
once in a while get to chill out and relax,
rather then every week go clubbing crazy with them.
Arights! love love!
9:28 AM
Friday, June 19, 2009
A dramatic 9mth anniversary we had.Firstly, went japanese street for dinner.
Had lot of fun eating and chatting,
i made 2 simple photoframe for him.
he was kinda suprised. hahahs
[i like this photos alot,bt paper bag cover my face,idiot]
Next, went to orchard new shopping
and where the drama begin..
because of certain things,
my photos was drop deep down inside the wall.
It was about 2m tall.
boyfriend and many workers took about 3hour.
but they give up in the end.
so my line was cancel,
and we headed back home with sadness and guilt.
just when boyfriend going to send me up
the bangala called boyfriend
FINALLY MY PHONE IS SAVED!!
REALLY THANKS SO MUCH TO THE BANGALA!!!
[now i realise that bangala can be a very hard working worker]
well, well. because of this incident didn't take photos with bf.
but well. it did make me learn alot of lesson today. don't u think so,dumb dumb?
well afterall...happy 9 months anniversary..
my silly boyfriend, i love him so much! (=
10:15 AM
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Have you ever wonder,
Does lust play a part in a relationship?
Someone ask me...
Will lust make a relationship last?
12:36 AM
Monday, June 15, 2009
Meet up with Chris and he change alot.
he become more slim and more handsome, not bad!
but he still very irrating!!
Next, I want to watch
DRAG ME TO HELL!!!!
NOBODY WANT TO WATCH WITH ME!
i've been so sad for weeks cos
NO ONE want to watch with me.
boyfriend dun want watch with me, so sad!!!
persis watched with yusoff,
kelly watched with Yk,
yannee watched with
NOBODY!!!!
anybody want to watch with me please?
3:30 AM
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Went Double o and play!
Had lots of fun with my girls!
It was quite an EYE-OPENER for me!
can't believe i saw lots of butch kissing butch at play
well, but play was really fun! (=
school starting, and i am so sad !
well, i shall start working hard again!
4:03 AM
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
try out this, i think is quite true. :
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties. The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true. Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person. The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates. Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can. The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life. How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying. What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you. Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
7:50 AM
Boyfriend fetch me .
Went Temp 1 shop shop ,
very sweet of him to wait for me for 1hr for my driving lesson.
Not good not good, got scolded by teacher )=
how i wish i can be as clever as bf. pass once and get a license.
Well well. still i love him lots.
oh and
Happy 31th birthday to my elder sister!
I shall welcome her to the aunties society.
hahahs. i miss her so much!
love love
7:09 AM
Saturday, June 6, 2009
I'm
totally in love with this dresses!!!
how ?
7:22 AM
Friday, June 5, 2009
"The only thing a relationship should change is how you spend your time & who you spend it with.
It shouldn't change your values, needs or perspectives of life...
unless it is for the better."
A relationship shouldn't cripple you in any way, it should only help you grow.
8:02 PM
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Went Beach with my classmates!!
Had super lots of fun with them!!
They are like so funny and sporty
I love the part where all of us start sharing gossip
ahahhs.
This is Rebacca,the pretty girl.
The girl who always "act fierce" to me
"stop it rebecca", u know what i mean
wahahaha
These guys really got nothing better to do,
so they decided each of them had to do one ugly face.
hahhas
well well well,
i love all of them so much!
esp,all the girlys!
8:38 AM